Did I tell you about a mate who was at the FF Ard Dheis(?) in Killarney last weekend. He was sitting at a table having dinner in the function room that evening being chatted up by a recently divorced women he guessed was in her 50's (though very good looking according to him), he's 25. She was promising him the world and saying she could open dozen's of doors for him, provide inside access to the right people (very FF) etc. while caressing his leg... Says he walked away laughing but knowing him(a dirty dog) none of us believe him!!
Won't say exactly what door's she mentioned or I'd be up in front of a new tribunal..