If its old Nun jokes we're doing , heres my humble offering....
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
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> She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
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> The priest nearly had an accident.
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> After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
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> The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
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> The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand
> slide up her leg again.
> The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
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> The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
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> Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
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> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm
> 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
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> Moral of the story:
> If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
> opportunity.