>A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
>Office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
>truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the
>driver's door.
>
>Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
>accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.
>
>But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
>started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had
>just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would
>never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new
again.
>
>After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
>head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic
>you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions
>that you neglect the most important things in life."
>
>"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
>
>The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
>missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!"
>
>"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
>
>MY ROLEX!"