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A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dun Laoghaire by a leprechaun who grants him 3 wishes....He says: "I'm hungry!" & 'POW!' a banquet appears. Then he says: "I want a house!" & 'POW!' a mansion appears. He then says: "I want to be a real Irishman!" & 'POW!' everything's gone.......
 
Remember when this forum was all about jokes?

Whatever happened? We need a laugh now more than ever.
 
During an archeological trawl on the ocean's floor in Roaringwater Bay an old cart wheel was discovered. That was enough for some Corkmen to believe that their ancestors were periodic visitors, by road, to America before the flood.
 
Chocks away said:
During an archeological trawl on the ocean's floor in Roaringwater Bay an old cart wheel was discovered. That was enough for some Corkmen to believe that their ancestors were periodic visitors, by road, to America before the flood.
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We were. Honest.
 
Man in hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
"Nurse", he mumbles, "are my testicles black?".
She pulls up his gown and holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She takes a close look and says,"there is nothing wrong with them sir".
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles says very slowly, "thanks for that, it was wonderful but listen very closely and carefully...
are my test results back?"
 
Bilbao Baggins of the shire died last night from an overdose of Viagra, they say old hobbits die hard.
 
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