Is there such a things as a dog detector?

[ClubMan]

Just wondering in the light of this and this thread.

 

[icantbelieve]

There is but after a few pints mine tended to malfunction and refused to even accept assistance of friends whose detectors were working fine. Needless to say I'm refering to my pre-married shallower days whereas now I know there is no such thing as dogs (or is that gods, sorry clubman couldn't resist).

 

[ClubMan]

I know there is no such thing as dogs (or is that gods, sorry clubman couldn't resist).

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

 

[icantbelieve]

If this is still about dogs then would that make him Santa's little helper?

 

[Purple]

or the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

 

[Humpback]

or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac, who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog?