Irishmen come 5th in league of "World's Best Lovers"!?

[Marie]

Can it be true that Irishmen come around middle of the league?

http://www.informedwomen.co.uk/sex-relationships/love-sex/which-nationality-make-best-lovers

 

[mathepac]

Based on satisfaction surveys carried out in Germany, England, Sweden, Finland, The Netherlands, America, Greece, Wales, Scotland, Turkey, Russia, Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, Monaco, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Mexico, Denmark, Canada, Czech Republic, Poland, Belgium, all over N'orn Iron and in international air-space, my own personal placement would certainly be better than mid-table.

 

[Ancutza]

Would have thought that, once my own personal performance was factored in, we could have done a lot better than 5th! The rest of you irish guys must be real losers!

 

[TheBlock]

At the rear end again...ooh erh missus..

 

[Yorrick]

O.K. Bridie, Bend over and face Dingle

 

[Chocks away]

Alas poor! Yorrick.

 

[sandrat]

I wouldn't know, I seem to only go for foreigners!

 

[S.L.F]

How do you know if your Irish man is a considerate lover?




He takes the cigarette out of his mouth before kissing a girl...

 

[Teatime]

Based on satisfaction surveys carried out in Germany, England, Sweden, Finland, The Netherlands, America, Greece, Wales, Scotland, Turkey, Russia, Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, Monaco, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Mexico, Denmark, Canada, Czech Republic, Poland, Belgium, all over N'orn Iron and in international air-space, my own personal placement would certainly be better than mid-table.

You certainly get around mathepac.

 

[Betsy Og]

You certainly get around mathepac.

And modest too, what a catch I should think !!

 

[corkgal]

Wonder who has experience of lovers from everywhere!
I think this is just low standards accepted by Irish women due to catholic guilt and all that.
Or maybe we export the best ones?

 

[Betsy Og]

Is the survey strictly talking about performance in the sack or does it involve the whole schhmoze side of it?

 

[mathepac]

You certainly get around mathepac.

I have an impressive collection of airmiles, satisfaction surveys, mile-high club membership renewals and penicillin injection sites to show for it.

And modest too, what a catch I should think !!

I can afford to be modest now with a very promising future well behind me!

 

[Chocks away]

I have an impressive collection of airmiles, satisfaction surveys, mile-high club membership renewals and penicillin injection sites to show for it.

The latter being what you got for 'a flying fcuk'?

 

[mathepac]

... 'flying fcuk'?

An appropriately named exceptional line of designer-casual clothing by French Connection (UK) for the well-dressed, discerning, high-flying Lothario. super-

 

[Caveat]

Based on satisfaction surveys carried out in Germany, England, Sweden, Finland, The Netherlands, America, Greece, Wales, Scotland, Turkey, Russia, Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, Monaco, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Mexico, Denmark, Canada, Czech Republic, Poland, Belgium, all over N'orn Iron and in international air-space, my own personal placement would certainly be better than mid-table.

I think you have inspired a new street term: mathepacin' it in

 

[Sue Ellen]

behind me!

 

[Caveat]

In view of mathepac's forays I think the obvious alternative question should be "Which nationality of women are the best lovers" ?