I went to IKEA and bought a bed.
Assembling it involved a few hours' work. At the final stage, just three bits to be fitted, it emerged that there was a problem: the parts would not fit by a margin of one or two millimetres. Now, I didn't want to take a saw or plane in hand on a brand new product on which the vendor should have a responsibility to me. So I phoned IKEA.
The person to whom I spoke said that they would send me out replacements for the off-size parts. I said that it was impossible for me to identify which ones were wrong. She then said that they would replace the entire unit, but that I would need to dissemble it first (I think it was also implied that I should pack it). I had put roughly six hours work into the assembly -- yes, it seems a lot, but I was being slow and careful, and to get as far as I did involved 128 fixings of various types. I think I could take it apart in about 3 hours.
I suggested that, as the product was faulty, it was incumbent on them to rectify the situation and that it seemed fair to me that they should have somebody disassemble the bed and assemble a replacement. There wasn't the proverbial snowball's chance.
I considered, in a moment of pique, rejecting the goods, but they held to the position that I would still have to disassemble it, and I would expect a problem recovering the delivery charge, which they would say was not paid directly to them.
There is another solution, involving a bit of woodworking skill. Two passes of a rebating plane would fix it, but IKEA say that if that is done, I would lose all guarantee rights. So if I choose to have a product defect remedied at my own expense, they eschew any other responsibilities that they might have. I'm going down that road, and I have just phoned an experienced carpenter to fix the problem.
I'm venting here a bit, but I am also putting the issue here for discussion. I don't think that I am being unreasonable in expecting IKEA to put right a product problem at no financial cost to me, and without causing me serious inconvenience.
What do people think?