John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do
first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got
on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the
ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would
like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight
guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her
correct weight, and John lost his dollar. The couple walked around the
carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she
responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her
home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim
responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got
on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the
ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would
like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight
guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her
correct weight, and John lost his dollar. The couple walked around the
carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she
responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her
home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim
responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."