Lex Foutish
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A woman walked into the kitchen, to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.
"I sure am," he replied. "I've killed 3 males and 2 females."
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
"Simple!" he responded, "3 were on a beer can and
2 were on the phone."