How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

Lex Foutish

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A woman walked into the kitchen, to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"I sure am," he replied. "I've killed 3 males and 2 females."


Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

"Simple!" he responded,
"3 were on a beer can and
2 were on the phone."

 
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