Hospital Addition

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Bowdidly

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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a
new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to
scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash
moves.

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons
decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and
the Radiologists could see right through it!

The Gastroenterologists had a Gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the administration had a
lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were
laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new
face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.