Happy New Year from Wolfie/Shortie/Folsom

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- My wife is always giving out to me, arguing, putting me down. She keeps saying I have no imagination.
So I stood up to her one day, and said back to her, "YOU'VE no imagination!"

That shut her up!

- On better days, my wife encourages me to do more things for myself, she says I need to be more independent, think more for myself.

So that's what im gonna do!

- My wife, a lovely attractive woman from Czech Republic. Tall, blonde, tanned, but crazy into hovering. Three hours a day, every day, hovering our apartment.
I beginning to think that maybe she is actually a slow-vac.

- Job interviewer: "Use three words that best describe yourself"
Interviewee: "Lazy".
 
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Suggestons for AAM adopted anthem?;

- Debaser, The Pixies
- Ramblin' Gamblin' Willie, Bob Dylan
- You Need to Calm Down, Taylor Swift
- Daysleeper, REM
- Give Me Hope Jo' anna, Eddie Grant
 
Predictions for 2020

- Trump landslide (unless Sanders or Gabbard are Democrat nominee)
- Taylor Swift to dominate Grammys
- Niall Quinn touted as early favourite for next President of Ireland.
- Scorcese, De Niro wont admit that they just can't make movies like they used to.
- Flooding in Edgeworthstown explained as the exception to climate change
- The Lotto to use imagery of poor, hungry and destitute in rehash of TV ads "It could be you" to boost flagging sales.
- Fashion industry once again ignores 40+ age group. Too much material for expanding waistlines, and regardless, its just too hard to make us all look really good.
 
Rambling Gambling Willie

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"Come around you rovin’ gamblers and a story I will tell
About the greatest gambler, you all should know him well
His name was Will O’Conley and he gambled all his life
He had twenty-seven children, yet he never had a wife
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows

He gambled in the White House and in the railroad yards
Wherever there was people, there was Willie and his cards
He had the reputation as the gamblin’est man around
Wives would keep their husbands home when Willie came to town
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows

Sailin’ down the Mississippi to a town called New Orleans
They’re still talkin’ about their card game on that Jackson River Queen
“I’ve come to win some money,” Gamblin’ Willie says
When the game finally ended up, the whole damn boat was his
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows

Up in the Rocky Mountains in a town called Cripple Creek
There was an all-night poker game, lasted about a week
Nine hundred miners had laid their money down
When Willie finally left the room, he owned the whole damn town
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows

But Willie had a heart of gold and this I know is true
He supported all his children and all their mothers too
He wore no rings or fancy things, like other gamblers wore
He spread his money far and wide, to help the sick and the poor
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows

When you played your cards with Willie, you never really knew
Whether he was bluffin’ or whether he was true
He won a fortune from a man who folded in his chair
The man, he left a diamond flush, Willie didn’t even have a pair
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows

It was late one evenin’ during a poker game
A man lost all his money, he said Willie was to blame
He shot poor Willie through the head, which was a tragic fate
When Willie’s cards fell on the floor, they were aces backed with eights
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows

So all you rovin’ gamblers, wherever you might be
The moral of the story is very plain to see
Make your money while you can, before you have to stop
For when you pull that dead man’s hand, your gamblin’ days are up
And it’s ride, Willie, ride
Roll, Willie, roll
Wherever you are a-gamblin’ now, nobody really knows"

-
Bob Dylan
 
- Fashion industry once again ignores 40+ age group. Too much material for expanding waistlines, and regardless, its just too hard to make us all look really good.

On the negative:
I went into M&S... even they have succumbed to the skinny fit that only suits 20 somethings - who don't shop in M&S...
Does no one want to dress the middle aged?

On the positive:
Just discovered the Paul Costelloe range in Dunnes and they have a good range for the non 20 something male
 
@odyssey06 I think it's an Irish and English thing, plenty of good cloths for middle aged men on the continent. There was a shop called C and A, that disappeared from UK about 20 years ago but still very big on the continent. It was basically classic inexpensive non branded men's clothing. I think we are too influenced by the whole casual and branded clothing thing from the U.S.
 
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I've been a fool. I thought I could apply to the future and reveal, Mozart tells me its all already in the past - its just my ignorance that holds me back.
 
On the negative:
I went into M&S... even they have succumbed to the skinny fit that only suits 20 somethings - who don't shop in M&S...
Does no one want to dress the middle aged?

On the positive:
Just discovered the Paul Costelloe range in Dunnes and they have a good range for the non 20 something male
I went into a shop to get some camouflage trousers but I couldn't find any.
 
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