God Almighty!

jasconius

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There were 3 good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was an American
Indian:
1. He was one at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to
do.


AMEN!
 
oh Sweet This post will be deleted if not edited immediately that's brutal.