God Almighty!

jasconius

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There were 3 good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was an American
Indian:
1. He was one at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to
do.


AMEN!
 
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