Here's a good joke- courtesy of Diddles
> > > The Gerry Ryan radio show (Irish Radio Talk Show) were holding
> > > competition (for one hour only) for the listeners best jokes. The
> > > prize was a sun holiday for two, for one week. Because of the time
> > > restraint Gerry was rushing the entrants to try and get as many
> > > callers as possible to air their jokes. One Dublin bloke rang in
> > > with only 5 mins to the end of the show...
> > >
> > > Caller: "An amazing thing happened to me recently. I had just bought
> > > a
> > > top of the range 67,000 pounds worth of Mercedes Benz. I was
> > > thrilled with the car. It had every extra. Revolving wheels,
> > > see-through windscreen, power assisted ash-tray, It was fully
> > > loaded."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "That's very nice but, have you got a joke to tell or what?
> > >
> > > Caller: "Hang on will you. You'll really love this; I drove out from
> > > the dealer and was driving down the road, when I noticed that there
> > > was no radio in the car. Can you imagine that? No feckin' radio in a
> > > car that cost me nearly seventy grand! So I turned right around and
> > > headed back."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "Get on with it will you, I've only a couple of minutes left
> > > and we've to squeeze in an ad break too."
> > >
> > > Caller: "Relax. I guarantee you this is brilliant. So anyway, I go
> > > back to the salesman and ask him where's the bleedin' radio and that
> > > it better not be extra. He started laughing and told me that there
> > > was, in fact, state of the art voice activated radio fitted in the
> > > car. He showed me how it worked. It was UNBELIEVABLE! All you have
> > > to do is say 'radio on' and it turns on, radio off' and
> >it turns off. It's bleedin' magic. You say 'Ballads' and it plays
> >Ballads, 'Rock 'n' Roll' and a rock & roll station comes on. I've never seen
> > > anything like it."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "You're wasting our feckin' time here, I'll have to move on
> > > and try to fit in a quickie before the end of the show."
> > >
> > > Caller: "Hang on Gerry I'm nearly finished."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "Just finish it will you."
> > >
> > > Caller: "So I drove off again even happier than earlier on. Then you
> > > won't believe what happened. This idiot passed me on the outside and
> > > clipped my bumper on his way back in. 'Stupid B0ll*x!' I shouted and
>> > > you'll never guess what happened."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "What happened?"
> > >
> > > Caller: "The Gerry Ryan Show came on the feckin' radio."
> > >
> > > The caller was cut-off....
> > > The Gerry Ryan radio show (Irish Radio Talk Show) were holding
> > > competition (for one hour only) for the listeners best jokes. The
> > > prize was a sun holiday for two, for one week. Because of the time
> > > restraint Gerry was rushing the entrants to try and get as many
> > > callers as possible to air their jokes. One Dublin bloke rang in
> > > with only 5 mins to the end of the show...
> > >
> > > Caller: "An amazing thing happened to me recently. I had just bought
> > > a
> > > top of the range 67,000 pounds worth of Mercedes Benz. I was
> > > thrilled with the car. It had every extra. Revolving wheels,
> > > see-through windscreen, power assisted ash-tray, It was fully
> > > loaded."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "That's very nice but, have you got a joke to tell or what?
> > >
> > > Caller: "Hang on will you. You'll really love this; I drove out from
> > > the dealer and was driving down the road, when I noticed that there
> > > was no radio in the car. Can you imagine that? No feckin' radio in a
> > > car that cost me nearly seventy grand! So I turned right around and
> > > headed back."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "Get on with it will you, I've only a couple of minutes left
> > > and we've to squeeze in an ad break too."
> > >
> > > Caller: "Relax. I guarantee you this is brilliant. So anyway, I go
> > > back to the salesman and ask him where's the bleedin' radio and that
> > > it better not be extra. He started laughing and told me that there
> > > was, in fact, state of the art voice activated radio fitted in the
> > > car. He showed me how it worked. It was UNBELIEVABLE! All you have
> > > to do is say 'radio on' and it turns on, radio off' and
> >it turns off. It's bleedin' magic. You say 'Ballads' and it plays
> >Ballads, 'Rock 'n' Roll' and a rock & roll station comes on. I've never seen
> > > anything like it."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "You're wasting our feckin' time here, I'll have to move on
> > > and try to fit in a quickie before the end of the show."
> > >
> > > Caller: "Hang on Gerry I'm nearly finished."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "Just finish it will you."
> > >
> > > Caller: "So I drove off again even happier than earlier on. Then you
> > > won't believe what happened. This idiot passed me on the outside and
> > > clipped my bumper on his way back in. 'Stupid B0ll*x!' I shouted and
>> > > you'll never guess what happened."
> > >
> > > Gerry: "What happened?"
> > >
> > > Caller: "The Gerry Ryan Show came on the feckin' radio."
> > >
> > > The caller was cut-off....