Dail spokesman has come forward and said that the incident outside the Dail yesterday involving a cement lorry was a misunderstanding.
Brian Cowen was having a big session in the Dail bar and he ordered a large mixer..
This country has gone to the dogs, I have no job, no car,no house. I have little savings and am sick and tired of having to go to school every day.
From Mary aged 11.
A ship's captain radios a lighthouse keeper. " Radio reception is very bad. Please spell out your weather report." The keeper replies," W-E-T-H-E-R R-E-P-O-R-T."
The captain says," That's the worst spell of weather I've had in a long time."