>These are priceless!!
>FIRST DEGREE
> > >
> > > A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
>morning.
> > > The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
> > > moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from
here!"
> > > and hung up.
> > >
> > > The husband said, "Who was that?"
> > >
> > > The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
> > > coast is clear."
> > >
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -,_
> > > ,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > SECOND DEGREE
> > >
> > > Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact
on
> > > the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks
in
> > > the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
> > >
> > > The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
> > >
> > > So the first blonde hands her the compact.
> > >
> > > The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's
me!"
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:- ,
> > > _,-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > THIRD DEGREE
> > >
> > > A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
out
> > > and buys a gun.
> > >
> > > She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door
> > > she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really
>angry.
> > > She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she
is
> > > overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
> > >
> > > The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!">
> > >
> > > The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
> > >
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -.,
> > > _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > FOURTH DEGREE
> > >
> > > A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
> > > proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
> > >
> > > A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
> > >
> > > The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -.,
> > > _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:*
> > >
> > > FIFTH DEGREE
> > >
> > > What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
>pregnant?
> > >
> > > "Is it mine?"
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -.,
> > > _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > SEVENTH DEGREE
> > >
> > > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
> > > ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
> > > reported the crime.
> > >
> > > The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
> > > unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9
officer
> > > approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out
on
> > > the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat
> > > down on the steps.
> > >
> > > Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all
> > > my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they
>do?
> > >
> > > They send me a BLIND policeman."
>FIRST DEGREE
> > >
> > > A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
>morning.
> > > The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
> > > moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from
here!"
> > > and hung up.
> > >
> > > The husband said, "Who was that?"
> > >
> > > The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
> > > coast is clear."
> > >
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -,_
> > > ,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > SECOND DEGREE
> > >
> > > Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact
on
> > > the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks
in
> > > the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
> > >
> > > The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
> > >
> > > So the first blonde hands her the compact.
> > >
> > > The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's
me!"
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:- ,
> > > _,-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > THIRD DEGREE
> > >
> > > A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
out
> > > and buys a gun.
> > >
> > > She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door
> > > she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really
>angry.
> > > She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she
is
> > > overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
> > >
> > > The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!">
> > >
> > > The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
> > >
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -.,
> > > _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > FOURTH DEGREE
> > >
> > > A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
> > > proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
> > >
> > > A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
> > >
> > > The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
> > >
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -.,
> > > _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:*
> > >
> > > FIFTH DEGREE
> > >
> > > What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
>pregnant?
> > >
> > > "Is it mine?"
> > > ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* `
*:-.,_,.-:*
> > > ` *:
> > > -.,
> > > _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,.-:*
> > >
> > > SEVENTH DEGREE
> > >
> > > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
> > > ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
> > > reported the crime.
> > >
> > > The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
> > > unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9
officer
> > > approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out
on
> > > the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat
> > > down on the steps.
> > >
> > > Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all
> > > my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they
>do?
> > >
> > > They send me a BLIND policeman."