1. Q. What should you do if you see
your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
2. Q. How can you tell when a man is
well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your
finger in between his neck & the noose.
3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practising to be
men.
4.How many men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there &
waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR. Three - one to screw in the bulb,
two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed
man?
A. Trustworthy.
6. Q. What does it mean when a man is
in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down
>long enough.
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> > 7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000
>sperm to fertilize one egg?
>
> > A.Because not one will stop and ask
>directions.
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> > 8. Q. Why do female black widow
>spiders kill their males after mating?
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> > A. To stop the snoring before it
>starts
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> > 9. Q: Why do men whistle when they're
>sitting on the toilet?
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> > A: Because it helps them remember
>which end they need to wipe.
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> > 10. Q: What is the difference
>between men and women...
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> > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy
>her every need.
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> > A man wants every woman to satisfy
>his one need.
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> > 11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
>
> > A: By giving her money, furs and
>diamonds.
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> > 12. Q: How do you keep your husband
>from reading your e-mail?
>
> > A: Rename the mail folder to
>"instruction manuals"
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