Today I saw a HUGE bill-hoarding, colourful aquamarine underwater seascape with exotic barrier-reef-type flora and fauna. Caption declaims:- "Corsa. The new Mitsubishi. Where will it take YOU?"
Underneath the graffiti-artist artist had scrawled in 5' high letters:-
"School run and Tescos"
That may indeed qualify. Des McHale (he of kerryman joke book) once offered me, and others present, a pint if we could come up with a (funny) triple pun, So perhaps you could claim your prize I believe he's still at UCC.