Evening Classes for males
Registration must be completed BY Friday, September 29, 2006
Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Classes begin Monday, October 02 2006
Class 1
How to fill up the ice cube trays – step-by-step, with slide presentation.
4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm.
Class 2
The toilet paper roll - does it change itself?
Round table discussion.
2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat
and avoiding the floor, walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.
4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor -
pictures and explanatory graphics.
Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After dinner dishes - can they levitate and fly into the kitchen
sink?
Examples on Video.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss of identity - losing the remote to your significant other.
Help line support and support groups.
4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning how to find things - starting with looking in the right places
and not turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health watch - bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
graphics and audio tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real men ask for directions when lost - real life testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
driving simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to live - basic differences between mother and wife.
online classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the ideal shopping companion: relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to fight cerebral atrophy - remembering birthdays, anniversaries and other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The stove/oven - what it is and how it is used.
Live demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.
Marion
Registration must be completed BY Friday, September 29, 2006
Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Classes begin Monday, October 02 2006
Class 1
How to fill up the ice cube trays – step-by-step, with slide presentation.
4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm.
Class 2
The toilet paper roll - does it change itself?
Round table discussion.
2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat
and avoiding the floor, walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.
4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor -
pictures and explanatory graphics.
Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After dinner dishes - can they levitate and fly into the kitchen
sink?
Examples on Video.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss of identity - losing the remote to your significant other.
Help line support and support groups.
4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning how to find things - starting with looking in the right places
and not turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health watch - bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
graphics and audio tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real men ask for directions when lost - real life testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
driving simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to live - basic differences between mother and wife.
online classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the ideal shopping companion: relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to fight cerebral atrophy - remembering birthdays, anniversaries and other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The stove/oven - what it is and how it is used.
Live demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.
Marion