More bad news for Euphony customers...
Yeah, I saw that note on my last bill (first bill for a full month), rang them up & they said any call to an ISP will indeed be charged from Nov. 1st onwards, whether it's a "real" local number or a non-geographic 189*-type...
...bang goes free dial-up access as per my earlier posts on this topic!
But there's worse. I looked again at my bill, and in particular at the charges for other calls. You might remember me previously singing the virtues of [broken link removed] and their prefixes for calling international and mobile nos..? (can't find the post right now, but I'll come back & edit if I turn it up) Originally, they let you call Irish mobiles for 4c/8c a minute by dialling an 0818-prefix no. — Eircon's national rate 'non-geographic' no. — but then that was very quickly changed to 1520-932601, which is one of their lower-charged "premium" nos. — 15c/minute (incl. VAT), any time night or day. OK, I thought — not as great as 4c/8c a minute, but still better then the rest, especially for daytime calls...
Then I got my last Euphony bill, and a quick scan through the calls to that prefix revealed that they were being charged at significantly
more than that... :eek
Tried ringing Euphony several times, stayed on hold for 20/25 mins at a time (well, at least the 01- call is free!). No luck.
Rang Eircom and got them (slowly, and painfully) to confirm 100% that calls to that 1520- nos. are charged by them at 12.1c/minute ex-VAT, i.e. 15c/minute incl. VAT.
Tried Euphony again, and finally got through. Got the person on the end of the line to go into my account and directed her by date and time to a couple of 1-minute calls to that number that I'd been charged 23c for (plus one aborted call of
3 seconds' duration for which I paid 5c!) Response was that "once your calls are routed through Euphony, you're charged for "other calls" (i.e. anything but ordinary local & national calls) at
their rates, not Eircom's...". And their rate for calls to 1520- nos. is 19.1c/minute ex-VAT — i.e. 23.1c/minute incl. VAT.
So — I pointed out that this was
(a) a surcharge of
90.5% over the Eircom rate
(b) not mentioned
anywhere in their rate card or T&C
(c) a completely "hidden" mark-up on their part — especially since, when you dial that no., you hear a (Telestunt) voice prompt announcing that "calls to this number will be charged at 15c/minute including VAT...).
(d) wondered whether they applied similar "invisible" 90% mark-ups to any other 'non-geographic' nos. 1850? 1890?
At this, the young girl got very kerfuffled altogether and said she'd have to get a supervisor to call me back. I didn't want to get thick with her personally, so I reverted to the calm, soothing, amicable tone that is natural to me
, gave her the details again and said I'd look forward to hearing from her supervisor at his/her earliest convenience. Gave her my work number, too, because when telcom companies ring our house my wife usually screams abuse at them and bangs the 'phone down...!
Still waiting — but if I don't hear back from them within the week, I feel a strongly-worded formal written complaint coming on (copied of course to Comreg/ASAI, the local press, "Uncle" Joe Duffy, etc. etc.)...
...I'll keep you all posted!
Dr. M.
[Edit: Just found the 'let-out' clause on their rate card:
"This rate card is for guidance only and does not form part of any contract.
Tariffs for services supplied from outside Euphony may
change at short notice. This may result in the prices
charged differing from the operators (sic) advertised rates."
I'm still going to kick up a stink. And I think I'll send hard copy f.a.o. their [broken link removed] C.E. (looks like a right smarmy 'M.O'L II' sonofabitch to me...
Oh dear. There I go with the 'envy' thing again...!]