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>
>
>
> It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
> Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
>
> Whats up he asks.
>
> Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
> important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered.
>
> Ronaldinho looks at them and says, Well, I reckon I can beat them by
> myself you lads go down the pub.
>
> So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
> Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
>
> After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
> landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
> Brazil 1 England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes). He is beating England all by
> himself!
>
> Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
> remembers, It must be full time now, let's see how he got on. They put
> the teletext on.
>
> Result from the Stadium ~Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) England 1
> (Lampard 89 minutes).
>
> They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
> England!!
>
> They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
> in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
> hands.
>
> He refuses to look at them. I've let you down, I've let you down.
>
> Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they
> only scored at the very, very end!
>
> No, no, I have, I've let you down I got sent off after 12 minutes.
>
>
>
> It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
> Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
>
> Whats up he asks.
>
> Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
> important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered.
>
> Ronaldinho looks at them and says, Well, I reckon I can beat them by
> myself you lads go down the pub.
>
> So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
> Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
>
> After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
> landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
> Brazil 1 England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes). He is beating England all by
> himself!
>
> Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
> remembers, It must be full time now, let's see how he got on. They put
> the teletext on.
>
> Result from the Stadium ~Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) England 1
> (Lampard 89 minutes).
>
> They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
> England!!
>
> They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
> in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
> hands.
>
> He refuses to look at them. I've let you down, I've let you down.
>
> Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they
> only scored at the very, very end!
>
> No, no, I have, I've let you down I got sent off after 12 minutes.