I've just had a St-Paul-on-the-road-to-Damascus moment. Darkpete, how dare you question the right of your employer to inflict only a two month term of notice on you! Can you not think progressively on your decision? You have put unnecessary pressure on your co-workers having to deal with one person less trying to sell time-share apartments in northern Iceland to bingo-winged hotties from Catford. You have spurned two opportunities to become employee of the month. All our cherished employees should aspire to this but not you, do you not know any other employer would look on this like you committed perjury in a murder case. Furthermore, you could have won the sun holiday for one during October in Tunisia (or perhaps eastern Turkey, depending on sales). You could even have made it to our short list of Acting Team Leader in one of our future sales drives.
Darkpete, you are not a good role model for your soon-to-be former work colleagues and our adorable team leaders. I bet you want to join a trades union in your new job too. Just how low are you prepared to go? Just remember, when you can afford a decent sun holiday yourself in Spain, Sardinia, Malta, Crete or Cyprus you could have had free-for-one in Tunisia. I bet you'll regret your ways.
Going forward, I ask you to rescind your decision and work out the 61 days only of your notice and we'll forget all of the foregoing.