I'm sick of them. No service today in parts of the sunny south-east. After a 23 minute wait I got through to a 'Dude' who kept calling me "Mate" despite knowing my name. He said the outage, caused by installing more fibre to improve overall service, would be fixed by 8:00 pm. It wasn't, nor was it fixed by 9:00 pm, nor by 10:30 pm. I checked again around midnight and we had lift-off. A useless shower the lot of them, even my new BFFFFL (best female French-speaking friend for life) Laura, who lied to me about credits and billing..