Don't Google with Norris!

It seems the google programmers have still not forgiven the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
 
I love it..google has a sense of humour..
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down. There is no theory of evolution, just a bunch of creatures, Chuck Norris has allowed to live. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard only another fist!
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