Grossly overweight Louth turfcutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini,
seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions,
candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car
and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks replacement
mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area. Box
08/73
Galway man, 50, in despertate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box
06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in
pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club and starting scraps on Patrick Street
at three in the morning. Box 73/82.
Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by longtime fiancee seeks
decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel
world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41
Ginger-haired Galwegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box
84/87
Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing
poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic
dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like
little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach
esssential. Box 12/32
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include
cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions.
References required. No timewasters. Box 23/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the
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Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughterting cats in
cemetaries at midniught under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Attracttive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at
Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's
not afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old
Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm. Box 30/41