Demotivational resources

The Quality one was very pertinent in our job today when we were instructed in relation to the company's imminent ISO 9001 audit:
“If any question is not clear to you, ask the auditor to be more specific about what he or she wants. If you aren't sure of your answer – say "I am not certain" and refer the auditor to a manager or to QA.”
A bit like Fr. Jack and "Yes/No/That would be an ecumenical matter" as somebody pointed out...

The Meetings one is always pertinent around here!
 
A lot of them are described as
[FONT=arial, helvetica]- Disaffected college students[/FONT]

Is that not something of a tautology?