Decent coffee ( indecent price and packaging)

pjq

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In Ireland coffee ( not instant ) comes in big soft airy bags weighing 227g or 250g or 341g and costs €18 to €21 /kg . For cheap-skates , “imported” coffee costs less , for example ; vacuum packed Douwe Egberts 250g ( strange that’s exactly 1/4kg) costs €15-/kg .
Meanwhile on the continent the French pay €12-14/kg for Arabica and +/- €8- for Robusta and in Holland the same Douwe Eg. is available for €7-/kg (1/2 our price).

( edit 5/3/2007 - DON'T READ THIS PART AS PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE MY humour !)
The soft airy packs of “Domestic” coffee has many advantages over the hard “brick” packages ;
1. For the consumer its less dangerous , Germans have lost eyes as they unpacked these bricks and French women were murdered by their lovers ( who drank the evidence , nerves gave most away during questioning) , children have suffered gangrenous toes when these ¼ kg packs fell on them , need I go on?
2. The airy bags help the aroma to unfurl into thin air , so we throw out the stale coffee and this helps to keep little hill farmers in business as we stock up on more airy coffee .
Of course these benefits come at a cost ;
1. The domestic coffee producers need to invest in expensive air blowing machines iso cheap vac-pack, and pay for the extra big (air-tight) plastic bag
2. The supermarkets can’t stack the airy bags like bricks and have to spend ridiculous effort explaining to customers how to compare the price of airy coffee to the 10% heavier continental brick. .
3. Although the Irish consumer only pays 50% more ( I suspect the Supermarkets are subsidizing some of the cost involved ) , he’s still got to dispose of the extra packaging .
Oh! my question is , how will we persuade the continentals to shell out for safe coffee?
pjq
 
I love coffee and regularly buy the various bewleys or robert orberts brands in the supermarket. Unfortunately I haven't the foggiest what your post is all about - can you explain?
 
'Germans have lost eyes as they unpacked these bricks and French women were murdered by their lovers ( who drank the evidence , nerves gave most away during questioning) , children have suffered gangrenous toes when these ¼ kg packs fell on them'

Is this a joke? If not, how were these French women murdered?

Frankly I'd say it's less, not more, coffee you should be drinking.
 
Oh! my question is , how will we persuade the continentals to shell out for safe coffee?
pjq

Don't really understand your thread either. But even if I did, why would you want to persuade continentals to drink any other coffee?
 
Oh dear!

He/she is being ironic, rhetorical and sarcastic all rolled into one.

As for the question, put another way; WHY ARE WE BEING RIPPED OFF ON COFFEE IN IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally, I never touch the stuff.
 
Oh dear!
He is being ironic, rhetorical and sarcastic all rolled into one.

Let me clarify BlueSpud, it was an attempt at humour , lesson learned!
Summary
-the continentals get 10% more in their coffeebag for less money
-the air in the bag is bad for the coffee
-the extra packaging is bad for the environment

pjq
 
Let me clarify BlueSpud, it was an attempt at humour , lesson learned!
Summary
-the continentals get 10% more in their coffeebag for less money
-the air in the bag is bad for the coffee
-the extra packaging is bad for the environment

pjq
Buy loose beans/grounds and bring your own receptacle to deal with items 2 and 3 whatever about item 1. Perhaps move to the continent?
 
But at least the big airy bags are much nicer to land on when your humour goes down like a lead balloon with the rest of AAM ;)

Personally, I think the kitchen manufacturers are in on the whole scam - you need to get more and bigger cupboards because the airy coffee doesn't stack neatly and conveniently. I know - it's a stretch. But one extra cupboard in each of, say, a hundred thousand kitchens a year (and maybe more with the SSIAs)... could be?!

We should rise up, I tell you, and revolt against this caffeinated conspiracy. Tea and hot chocolate for all :D
 
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