DrMoriarty
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she can say a word, Bob says: 'I'll give you €500 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After admiring the view for a moment, Bob hands her €500 and leaves.
The woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks: 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob, the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' says the husband. 'Did he say anything about the €500 he owes me?'
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she can say a word, Bob says: 'I'll give you €500 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After admiring the view for a moment, Bob hands her €500 and leaves.
The woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks: 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob, the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' says the husband. 'Did he say anything about the €500 he owes me?'
