Cup Final

> >A man had two great tickets for the Cup final. As he sits down, another
> >man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
> >"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
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> >"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
> >a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in
> >England, and not use it?"
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> >He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
> >supposed
> >to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we
> >haven't been to together since we got married."
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> >"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
> >you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to
> >take the seat?
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> >The man shakes his head... .
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> >"No. They're all at the funeral."