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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Post Subject: Some Real Complaints received by the Council[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]3. ...............and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof, I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]9. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]15. ...........so please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]16. I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have had no satisfaction. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and I think it is causing unsightly fungus in my back passage. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]18. .........He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]3. ...............and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof, I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]9. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]15. ...........so please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]16. I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have had no satisfaction. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]17. My bush is really overgrown round the front and I think it is causing unsightly fungus in my back passage. [/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]18. .........He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]__________________[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Top Tips: If the shoe fits, get another just like it[/FONT]
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