>What Cork people understand of some medical terminologies!
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>Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
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>Artery......................... The study of paintings
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>Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
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>Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
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>Caesarean Section.............. A neighbourhood in Rome
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>Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty
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>Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
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>Colic.......................... A sheep dog
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>Coma........................... A punctuation mark
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>Dilate......................... To live long
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>Enema.......................... Not a friend
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>Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
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>Fibula......................... A small lie
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>Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
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>Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work
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>Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
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>Morbid......................... A higher offer
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>Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
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>Node........................... I knew it
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>Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
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>Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
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>Post Operative................. A letter carrier
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>Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholster
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>Rectum......................... Nearly feckin killed him
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>Secretion...................... Hiding something
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>Seizure........................ Roman emperor
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>Tablet......................... A small table
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>Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
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>Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out