I heard on the news that the government and the “ESB” (ESB NetWorks?) intend to bill consumers for the repair work carried out to the distribution network after the damage caused by recent storms. "Rather strange", I thought, as I believe that consumers, private and commercial, should be billing the Government and the ESB for their dreadful response to the damage, leaving tens of thousands of customers without electricity and/or water for such a protracted period, closing schools and businesses, and causing widespread inconvenience.
I discussed this with one of my neighbours and he came up with what I thought was a rather neat idea. He suggested that if the powers that be (pun intended) insist on making consumers pay, the consumers respond by striking; not by refusing to pay bills, but by cancelling their direct debits and payments via post offices and credit unions and also by cancelling their e-billing arrangements. The latter could in the short-term cost the consumers their 4% “pay-on-time” discount, but that could be recoverable or prevented if the proposal below was adopted. This consumer “strike” would cause ESB to process manual payment transactions and produce and post millions of paper bills. I thought to myself that would soften their coughs for them, and radically reduce their cash flow.
My neighbour came up with what I thought was an attractive counterproposal to prevent the ESB and government from developing any coughing fits. He proposes as follows:
Consumers agree to pay the repair cost but only on the following conditions:
mathepac on behalf of his non-AAM neighbour
I discussed this with one of my neighbours and he came up with what I thought was a rather neat idea. He suggested that if the powers that be (pun intended) insist on making consumers pay, the consumers respond by striking; not by refusing to pay bills, but by cancelling their direct debits and payments via post offices and credit unions and also by cancelling their e-billing arrangements. The latter could in the short-term cost the consumers their 4% “pay-on-time” discount, but that could be recoverable or prevented if the proposal below was adopted. This consumer “strike” would cause ESB to process manual payment transactions and produce and post millions of paper bills. I thought to myself that would soften their coughs for them, and radically reduce their cash flow.
My neighbour came up with what I thought was an attractive counterproposal to prevent the ESB and government from developing any coughing fits. He proposes as follows:
Consumers agree to pay the repair cost but only on the following conditions:
- The extra costs for repairs are ring-fenced into a special account and consumers are issued with special shares in the ESB up to the value of the repair costs
- These special shares cannot be traded on the open market, but only between consumers or sold back to the ESB
- Share earnings can be credited against the consumer ESB account or used to buy extra shares
- The special shares carry the same or greater voting rights as those of institutional share-holders
- Give consumer shareholders the choice of using the 4% pay-on-time bonus to buy more of the special shares or let them apply as now against their bimonthly bills
mathepac on behalf of his non-AAM neighbour