On Judgement Day, all the conspiracy theorists are resurrected, and after discussing matters among themselves they send a representative to talk to the Lord. The representative goes to the Lord and asks:
“Lord, we’d really like to know: who killed JFK?” And the Lord replies:
“Oh, really. It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He was acting alone. There was no conspiracy.”
The representative goes back to the crowd and they ask:
“Well, what did the Lord say?”
He looks around carefully, leans forward, and whispers: “This is bigger than we thought … ”
“Lord, we’d really like to know: who killed JFK?” And the Lord replies:
“Oh, really. It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He was acting alone. There was no conspiracy.”
The representative goes back to the crowd and they ask:
“Well, what did the Lord say?”
He looks around carefully, leans forward, and whispers: “This is bigger than we thought … ”