Cold cold winter....

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in October 2005 the travellers on a halting Site asked their new Clan[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]Leader if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild?[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]Since he was a "Leader" in a modern society he had never been taught the[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]ancient and mystical ways of the travellers from times well past.[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his clan that the winter[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the site should collect[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]he got an idea. He went to the phone box, called the Irish Met Office and[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]asked,[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]"Is da comin' wintur goin' to be cold?"[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]the weather service responded.[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]So the Leader went back to his people and told them to collect even more[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the Met Office[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]again.[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]"Does it still look like it's goin' to be a very cold wintur?"[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]"Yes," the man at Met Office again replied, "it's going to be a very cold[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]winter."[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]The Leader again went back to his clan and ordered them to collect every[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Leader called the[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]Met Office again.[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]"Are ya absolutely sure that the wintur is goin' to be very cold?"[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]
[/FONT]to be one of the coldest winters ever."[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]"How can ya tell?" the Leader asked.[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]

[/FONT]The weatherman replied,[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman]


[/FONT]"Coz the knackers are collecting firewood like crazy!!"[FONT=Big Caslon, Times New Roman] [/FONT]
 
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