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shnaek
Guest
One particular Christmas season, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready
for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
Four of* his elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys
as fast as the regular elves, so Santa was beginning to feel the Pressure of
being behind schedule.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her mum was coming to visit. This really Stressed
Santa!
When he went to harness the reindeer he found three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy
bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
Santa went into the house for a shot of whisky.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
booze, and there was nothing to drink. He went to make a coffee, and in his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. Santa went to get the
broom, only to discover that mice had eaten the straw that it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and he began cussing and swearing on his way to
the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully:
*"Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day ? I have a beautiful
tree for you. Isn't it just lovely ? Where would you like me to put it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
Four of* his elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys
as fast as the regular elves, so Santa was beginning to feel the Pressure of
being behind schedule.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her mum was coming to visit. This really Stressed
Santa!
When he went to harness the reindeer he found three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy
bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
Santa went into the house for a shot of whisky.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
booze, and there was nothing to drink. He went to make a coffee, and in his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. Santa went to get the
broom, only to discover that mice had eaten the straw that it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and he began cussing and swearing on his way to
the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully:
*"Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day ? I have a beautiful
tree for you. Isn't it just lovely ? Where would you like me to put it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.