You know you are only making it worse for the rest of us by raising these women's expectations - pretty soon you'll be helping change the baby AND doing the dishes; this is the wrong path to take my friend - beware your dark, sry I mean, feminine side.
With the price of the dollar, why not bring her to NYC in January/Feb and let her run amok in the sales ! (Ok was kidding about the "run amok" bit!!. )