Back in the 19th century, when people were fretting over the future of Russia, it became fashionable to write books or pamphlets entitled "What is to be done?".
Tolstoy wrote one, as did Chernychevsky. Finally, a chap called Vladimir Lenin wrote one, and we all know how that ended up.
I feel the same way about Chorus/NTL.
Some 9 months ago, I moved house. As one does, I moved around the corner. NTL have this nifty facility on their website all ready and waiting for such cases.
What a fool I was, what a blithering fool! But so as not to beat about the bush too much on this one, here are some of the lowlights of my ordeal:
1. Numerous missed appointments for installation. Well, I'm not shocked at that, I hear you say.
2. Ongoing billing for no service. Also par for the course.
3. Call with NTL representative, in which I am informed that it could take between 2 and 6 months to get me up and running.
4. Call to Sky, they can be with me in a week. Bliss!
5. Call from NTL, they say they can beat Sky to it. What?
6. Sorry NTL, no dice. It's Sky from now on. I'm canceling, much as I loved you. And send me a final bill please, on your way out.
7. Begging letters from NTL demanding immediate payment of aforesaid outstanding amounts due for non-service, or they will disconnect me. Oh, the horror! Are they threatening to connect me so that they can disconnect me? Either way, I'm unperturbed.
8. Lots of texts and calls to mobile phone threatening disconnection. Oh, idle threats!
9. Visit from nice NTL man to pick up boxes on cancellation.
10. Visit from not-so-nice NTL man to disconnect me. Explained that I wasn't connected, so disconnection might be tricky. Man worried about what to tell his supervisor on the job ticket.
11. Visit from nice NTL man to lay cables in my garden, so that they could threaten my neighbours with their "service".
12. More final bills from NTL, this time getting closer to correct amount, but all for different amounts and no explanation.
13. Letter from debt collection agency demanding payment, or threatening court action. I outline some of the above, nice lady from agency is sympathetic, promises to intercede with NTL on my behalf. I am excited by the prospect of court action.
14. Another visit from nice NTL man with expanded cable laying plans in my garden, and which involve digging.
All of which brings me back to where I started: what is to be done?
Tolstoy wrote one, as did Chernychevsky. Finally, a chap called Vladimir Lenin wrote one, and we all know how that ended up.
I feel the same way about Chorus/NTL.
Some 9 months ago, I moved house. As one does, I moved around the corner. NTL have this nifty facility on their website all ready and waiting for such cases.
What a fool I was, what a blithering fool! But so as not to beat about the bush too much on this one, here are some of the lowlights of my ordeal:
1. Numerous missed appointments for installation. Well, I'm not shocked at that, I hear you say.
2. Ongoing billing for no service. Also par for the course.
3. Call with NTL representative, in which I am informed that it could take between 2 and 6 months to get me up and running.
4. Call to Sky, they can be with me in a week. Bliss!
5. Call from NTL, they say they can beat Sky to it. What?
6. Sorry NTL, no dice. It's Sky from now on. I'm canceling, much as I loved you. And send me a final bill please, on your way out.
7. Begging letters from NTL demanding immediate payment of aforesaid outstanding amounts due for non-service, or they will disconnect me. Oh, the horror! Are they threatening to connect me so that they can disconnect me? Either way, I'm unperturbed.
8. Lots of texts and calls to mobile phone threatening disconnection. Oh, idle threats!
9. Visit from nice NTL man to pick up boxes on cancellation.
10. Visit from not-so-nice NTL man to disconnect me. Explained that I wasn't connected, so disconnection might be tricky. Man worried about what to tell his supervisor on the job ticket.
11. Visit from nice NTL man to lay cables in my garden, so that they could threaten my neighbours with their "service".
12. More final bills from NTL, this time getting closer to correct amount, but all for different amounts and no explanation.
13. Letter from debt collection agency demanding payment, or threatening court action. I outline some of the above, nice lady from agency is sympathetic, promises to intercede with NTL on my behalf. I am excited by the prospect of court action.
14. Another visit from nice NTL man with expanded cable laying plans in my garden, and which involve digging.
All of which brings me back to where I started: what is to be done?