AlastairSC
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1. The first book of the Bible is called Guinnessis.
2. Noah built an ark. His wife was called Joan of Ark.
3. Sampson slayed the Philistines with the Axe of the Apostles.
4. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
5. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
6. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
7. The first Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
8. The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
9. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
10. This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
11. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found This post will be deleted if not edited immediately lying with the manager.
12. This post will be deleted if not edited immediately enunciated the golden rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.
13. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
14. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
15. St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
16. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
2. Noah built an ark. His wife was called Joan of Ark.
3. Sampson slayed the Philistines with the Axe of the Apostles.
4. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
5. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
6. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
7. The first Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
8. The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
9. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
10. This post will be deleted if not edited immediately was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
11. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found This post will be deleted if not edited immediately lying with the manager.
12. This post will be deleted if not edited immediately enunciated the golden rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.
13. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
14. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
15. St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
16. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.