Can't decide on the kids' Christmas presents this year?

Ah, some 'big fat lesbian' or other musta shown it to me...

N.B. No offence intended by the use of above term. I have lots in common with big fat lesbians (other than size and gender).
 
Great that they cater for such a wide age range ... I know a lot of 12 year olds that wouldn't be seen dead with a two year olds 'Saturday night special'!!!
 
Or here's some reading material......
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0452285194/whitehouseorg-20/002-2971981-6316834