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What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a
> >child's sincere originality. No adult is this
> >creative!!
> >
> >JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
> >After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
> >for cold milk?"
> >
> >MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
> >so old she didn't remember any more.
> >Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your
> >panties. Mine say five to six ."
> >
> >STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much
> >that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
> >
> >BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
> >vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
> >explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
> >Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
> >
> >SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
> >give me this juice again" she said, "it makes my teeth cough."
> >
> >DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
> >
> >MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
> >in a restaurant.
> >Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, "Why is he whispering
> >in her mouth?"
> >
> >CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
> >what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this
> >bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
> >
> >JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
> >His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out
> >of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
> >Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
> >
> >TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
> >woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
> >doesn't your skin fit your face?"
> >
> >The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
> >"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
> >rapturous look on his upturned
> >face.
> >"Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that
> >moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and
> >asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
> >"Mom, what is butt dust?"
> >
> >
>
> >child's sincere originality. No adult is this
> >creative!!
> >
> >JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
> >After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
> >for cold milk?"
> >
> >MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
> >so old she didn't remember any more.
> >Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your
> >panties. Mine say five to six ."
> >
> >STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much
> >that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
> >
> >BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
> >vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
> >explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
> >Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
> >
> >SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
> >give me this juice again" she said, "it makes my teeth cough."
> >
> >DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
> >
> >MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
> >in a restaurant.
> >Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, "Why is he whispering
> >in her mouth?"
> >
> >CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
> >what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this
> >bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
> >
> >JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
> >His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out
> >of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
> >Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
> >
> >TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
> >woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
> >doesn't your skin fit your face?"
> >
> >The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
> >"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
> >rapturous look on his upturned
> >face.
> >"Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that
> >moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and
> >asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
> >"Mom, what is butt dust?"
> >
> >
>