Business Proposal - Out of the Blue

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Got this email this morning. I'm so excited. I can't wait to contact Patrick. (Wonder if he's Irish)

BUSINESS PROPOSAL!!!!!
I am Mr. Patrick K. W Chan Executive Director & Chief Financial
Officer of Hang
Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong. I have a lucrative business forums stroke of common
interest to share with you, it involves transferring a large sum of money. I
got your reference in my quest for one that fits my proposed business
relationship. If you are interested in working with me to contact me via my
private e-mail (chanpathk@yahoo.com.hk) for more information
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Sincerely,
Mr. Patrick Chan
E-mail:
 
Great news.

Book the exotic holiday and start visiting expensive car showrooms!
 
Hope he contacts me too. I've got loads of money to invest because I won the Dutch lottery three times this week, without having even entered.
 
I'm like, sooo happy for you. Please pass on my best to Patrick. I still have some of the millions left from the last time he wrote to me.
 
I have about 15k more of them if you want some more money.
 
Slim said:
I have a lucrative business forums stroke
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Wonder if it left him brain damaged?

Slim said:
Got this email this morning. I'm so excited. I can't wait to contact Patrick. (Wonder if he's Irish)
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I [broken link removed].
 
I got the same email on Saturday. I also got a letter last week to say I had won the Spanish lottery. Good week or what?
About two months ago a distant relation I had never heard of died in the Ivory Coast and I was asked to send bank details to a solicitor.
I'm going to have a great Christmas
 
Ha ha Slim - you just slipped up! You've published his email address & I'm gonna email him before ya!
 
ninsaga said:
Ha ha Slim - you just slipped up! You've published his email address & I'm gonna email him before ya!
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Don't worry, he has a cousin in the Kung Fu bank who has a similar proposal - I'll deal with him....
 
Yeah, you might all be getting rich, but none of you will be able to please the laydees like I will after I get all my stuff.
 
Those e-mails are far too impersonal. I have a broker in New York who is going to get me in on the ground floor on a stock that's going to take off. He took the time to ring me personally, ask how my day was going and discuss my portfolio. It's those little touches that make him 'the gangster who cares'.
 
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