Bus and Rail fares to decrease by 15%

[shnaek]

Only joking. It just struck me that you never read that headline. Rail fares are always increasing.

Here are some other headlines you won't be reading:
"Banker jailed for bringing down Irish banks" or
"Politician jailed for bringing down Irish nation"

 

[Shawady]

Sounds like it could be a sketch routine on Mock the Week.
"Unlikely thread titles on AAM"