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An Irish farmer was feeding his pigs one day, as he moved around, 3 one pound notes fell from shirt pocket. Before he could pick them up a pig had them swallowed. He took the pig to the vet & was advised that some Irish whiskey might help the pig to spit the notes up. Off he went to the pub and ordered a triple shot of Jamesons for the pig and a pint for himself.
He gave the pig the first shot and gave a little kick to the pig, & up came a pound note. There was an English tourist watching the procedure, he offered the farmer 50 quid for the pig. The farmer ignored him.
He poured the second shot down the pig's throat & gave a little kick & up popped a second pound note. The English man offered 100 quid for the pig. Once again he was ignored.
The farmer poured the last shot, kicked the pig & the last note was popped out. The English tourist says, "I'll give you 500 quid for that pig." The farmer says, "He's all yours."
A week later the farmer was reading the local paper.This headline caught his attention:
ENGLISHMAN JAILED FOR KICKING A PIG TO DEATH
He gave the pig the first shot and gave a little kick to the pig, & up came a pound note. There was an English tourist watching the procedure, he offered the farmer 50 quid for the pig. The farmer ignored him.
He poured the second shot down the pig's throat & gave a little kick & up popped a second pound note. The English man offered 100 quid for the pig. Once again he was ignored.
The farmer poured the last shot, kicked the pig & the last note was popped out. The English tourist says, "I'll give you 500 quid for that pig." The farmer says, "He's all yours."
A week later the farmer was reading the local paper.This headline caught his attention:
ENGLISHMAN JAILED FOR KICKING A PIG TO DEATH