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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She is in the kitchen preparing to boil
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]eggs for breakfast.
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]He walks in. She turns and says, "You've
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]got to make love to me -- this very moment."
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]His eyes light up and he thinks, "This
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]is my lucky day."
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]Not wanting to lose the moment, he
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]embraces her and then gives it his all right there
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]on the kitchen table.
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]returns to the stove.
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]More than a little puzzled, he asks,
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]"Thanks? What's that about?"
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]"The egg timer's broken.[/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]"The egg timer's broken.[/FONT]