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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in
movie?
>
>They went to see "Closed for the Winter ."***************
>
> Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
> >> >> >>
>She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
> ***************
>Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
> >> >> >>
>There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators
>for over four hours. *****************
> >> >> >>
>A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
>hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
>repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
>decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail
>pipe really
hard, and all the dents would pop out.
> >> >> >>
>So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
>blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder,
>and still nothing happened.
> Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
> >> >> >>
>The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
>the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
> >> >> >>
>The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up
>the windows first."
> >> >> >> ****************
>
> A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The
>doctor directed her to read various letters with the
left eye while covering
>the right eye.
>
>The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in
>disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the
>appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
> >> >> >>
>As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
> Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting
>glasses."
> >> >> >>
>"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire
>frames."
> >> >> >> ****************
>
> A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
>She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to
>the clerk to ask what it
was.
>The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some
>things cold."
>Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought
>the thermos and took it to work the next day.
>Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. Why,
>that's a thermos .... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she
>replied.
>Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
>The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee".
> >> >> >> ***************
>
>A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and
>sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him
>and his bulging pockets.
> Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf
balls."
>Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally,
>not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as
>much as tennis elbow?"
> >> >> >> ******************
movie?
>
>They went to see "Closed for the Winter ."***************
>
> Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
> >> >> >>
>She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
> ***************
>Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
> >> >> >>
>There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators
>for over four hours. *****************
> >> >> >>
>A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
>hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
>repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
>decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail
>pipe really
hard, and all the dents would pop out.
> >> >> >>
>So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
>blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder,
>and still nothing happened.
> Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
> >> >> >>
>The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
>the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
> >> >> >>
>The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up
>the windows first."
> >> >> >> ****************
>
> A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The
>doctor directed her to read various letters with the
left eye while covering
>the right eye.
>
>The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in
>disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the
>appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
> >> >> >>
>As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
> Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting
>glasses."
> >> >> >>
>"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire
>frames."
> >> >> >> ****************
>
> A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
>She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to
>the clerk to ask what it
was.
>The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some
>things cold."
>Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought
>the thermos and took it to work the next day.
>Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. Why,
>that's a thermos .... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she
>replied.
>Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
>The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee".
> >> >> >> ***************
>
>A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and
>sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him
>and his bulging pockets.
> Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf
balls."
>Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally,
>not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as
>much as tennis elbow?"
> >> >> >> ******************