Blonde joke #557698

[CCOVICH]

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells
the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies: - "But madam, computers do not have curtains...".


And the blonde said: - "Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[franmac]

Blonde girl goes to doctor and he confirms that she is pregnant.

She then asks the doctor in amazement

"Is it mine"?