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shnaek
Guest
One fine afternoon two old chaps, Bill and Dave,
suffering from
Alzheimer's, are sitting on a bench at their rest
home when an
ice-cream van comes down the street.
"Do you want one?" asks Bill.
"Yes, I'll have a cone, but write it down or
otherwise you'll forget"
answers Dave.
"No I won't" said Bill.
"Look, I want a cone with a flake, and I know
you'll forget, so write
it down" said Dave.
"Listen, I won't forget" said Bill, getting
slightly irritated.
"OK then, look. I want a cone, a flake and
strawberry sauce. Now write
it down or you WILL forget" said Dave.
Bill begins to get quite miffed now and still
argues that he won't
forget.
Dave says irritably "I want a cone, a flake,
strawberry sauce and
hundreds and thousands sprinkled all over. You
won't remember all that so
BLOODY WRITE IT DOWN you old git!"
Bill, now really annoyed, storms off and five
minutes later comes back
with a meat pie.
Dave looks at him and says "Where's my f * cking
chips?!"
suffering from
Alzheimer's, are sitting on a bench at their rest
home when an
ice-cream van comes down the street.
"Do you want one?" asks Bill.
"Yes, I'll have a cone, but write it down or
otherwise you'll forget"
answers Dave.
"No I won't" said Bill.
"Look, I want a cone with a flake, and I know
you'll forget, so write
it down" said Dave.
"Listen, I won't forget" said Bill, getting
slightly irritated.
"OK then, look. I want a cone, a flake and
strawberry sauce. Now write
it down or you WILL forget" said Dave.
Bill begins to get quite miffed now and still
argues that he won't
forget.
Dave says irritably "I want a cone, a flake,
strawberry sauce and
hundreds and thousands sprinkled all over. You
won't remember all that so
BLOODY WRITE IT DOWN you old git!"
Bill, now really annoyed, storms off and five
minutes later comes back
with a meat pie.
Dave looks at him and says "Where's my f * cking
chips?!"