Congratulations!
Your application to join (insert name) email queue has been successful. Mr/Ms. (insert name) is currently out of the office. He is scheduled to return on (insert date).
Upon his return (insert name) will issue you with your official email acknowledgement pack. This includes such valuable items as a return copy of your original email application, a response (subject to terms and conditions - see below) together with details of the date and time of response. If your email was particularly interesting and amusing it may even be copied on to other email users in the organisation.
Terms and Conditions - This response is of no negotiable value and does not commit (insert name) to either reading or answering your email. If your email is discovered to be an email chainmail it will be deleted and you will receive no formal response. Canvassing for a speedy response will disqualify your email for serious consideration.
Your application to join (insert name) email queue has been successful. Mr/Ms. (insert name) is currently out of the office. He is scheduled to return on (insert date).
Upon his return (insert name) will issue you with your official email acknowledgement pack. This includes such valuable items as a return copy of your original email application, a response (subject to terms and conditions - see below) together with details of the date and time of response. If your email was particularly interesting and amusing it may even be copied on to other email users in the organisation.
Terms and Conditions - This response is of no negotiable value and does not commit (insert name) to either reading or answering your email. If your email is discovered to be an email chainmail it will be deleted and you will receive no formal response. Canvassing for a speedy response will disqualify your email for serious consideration.