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sunnyday
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A crusty old man walks into a bank and shouts to the woman at the teller
window "I want to open a f*cking cheque account". The astonished woman
replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you
say?" "Listen up, you f*ck. I said I want to open a f*cking cheque account
now!!". "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this bank". The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager
to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not
have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the
manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no f*cking problem" the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in
the f*cking lottery and I just want to open a f*cking cheque account in this
f*cking bank, okay?" "I see," says the manager, "and is this fat b*tch
giving you a hard time?".
window "I want to open a f*cking cheque account". The astonished woman
replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you
say?" "Listen up, you f*ck. I said I want to open a f*cking cheque account
now!!". "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
this bank". The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager
to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not
have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the
manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no f*cking problem" the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in
the f*cking lottery and I just want to open a f*cking cheque account in this
f*cking bank, okay?" "I see," says the manager, "and is this fat b*tch
giving you a hard time?".